pizzaight:

turcl:

Estoy en el coche de mi mamá,

escoba escoba,

conseguir fuera me cochei

♡ ♡ 

"You are the love of my life,

without you,

I am incomplete” 

imageimage

17,156 notes

unclefather:

let me have the ice cream its my birthday i don’t care about the calories

unclefather:

let me have the ice cream its my birthday i don’t care about the calories

60,208 notes

meladoodle:

BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them

(Source: meladoodle)

147,059 notes

appr-eciate:

can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please

117,838 notes

departured:

finding songs from your favorite artist that you haven’t heard before

image

145,102 notes

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

206,166 notes

yugiohslavic:

takin selfies with your friends like

image

235,235 notes

*at a pro wrestlers funeral*

  • family member: he was a great father and husband who was also the best professional wre-
  • *FLASHING LIGHTS*
  • *ROCK MUSIC STARTS*
  • *MAN IN SPANDEX AND A CAPE ENTERS*
  • wrestlers former opponent : WE ALL KNOW WHO THE REAL BEST WRESTLER WAS AND I CHALLENGE YOUR CORPSE THIS MONDAY NIGHT AT 8/7 CENTRAL ONLY ON USA

6,873 notes

watdawut:

When someone hot reblogs your selfie

watdawut:

When someone hot reblogs your selfie

811 notes

kldzbop:

tiqhtly:

kldzbop:

hey what do horses eat read the first letter

horses eat h?????

fuck

110,269 notes

  • police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
  • me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
  • police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

42,642 notes